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Dogs and Wives

Inläggav Corjack » 03 feb 2009, 23:07

A friend of mine emailed this to me.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's' name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.



4. A dog's parents never visit.




5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get
your point across.





6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to
go 24 hours a day.





7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.




8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.




9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I
died, would you get another dog?'



10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper
and give them away.




11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.




12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't
get mad. They just think it's interesting.






13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.






14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your
stuff.
There are no fleas on the 9.3s

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Re: Dogs and Wives

Inläggav cezil » 04 feb 2009, 13:17

:mrgreen: True...I agree
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Re: Dogs and Wives

Inläggav börje » 04 feb 2009, 14:33

That´s the reason that I have 3 dogs but no wife :wink:
Börje
Jakt är livet
Våga Vägra Varg!!
Finnstövaren Kempin Maija
Grållorna Körttilakian Ella (RIP), Karpaasin Marta o Karpaasin Zazza
Vähäsalon Penni (RIP)
Ordförande i Gnist´s beundrarskara
Ät inte den gula snön!
Wåga Wägra Hen
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Re: Dogs and Wives

Inläggav P.O. » 27 feb 2009, 22:59

"7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk."
Hahaahaa!

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