Johns chicken farm

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Johns chicken farm

Inläggav Corjack » 16 okt 2010, 13:42

John's chicken farm

John was in the egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this fall....the bells are not always audible
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Re: Johns chicken farm

Inläggav P.O. » 18 okt 2010, 18:43

Corjack skrev:Vote carefully this fall....


We did. And will again 2012.

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Re: Johns chicken farm

Inläggav ? » 28 okt 2010, 17:56

P.O. skrev:
Corjack skrev:Vote carefully this fall....


We did. And will again 2012.

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Let me guess you are not a member of the NRA, and probably don't like John Wayne movies.

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Re: Johns chicken farm

Inläggav P.O. » 28 okt 2010, 20:56

? skrev:Let me guess you are not a member of the NRA

Correct.

? skrev:and probably don't like John Wayne movies.

Not correct. I love my John Wayne movies. John Ford's The Searchers is the best Western ever made.

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Re: Johns chicken farm

Inläggav Corjack » 29 okt 2010, 04:15

P.O. skrev:
Corjack skrev:Vote carefully this fall....


We did. And will again 2012.

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You guys in Mass. elected Scott Brown to the Senate, that will help you redeem yourselves for voting for Obama. And it looks like you may elect another Republican to the House. Good job Mass. Keep up the good work!
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Inläggav P.O. » 03 nov 2010, 18:14

Corjack skrev:You guys in Mass. elected Scott Brown to the Senate


On the right track again. "Governor Deval Patrick defeated Republican rival Charles D. Baker yesterday to win a second term, a dramatic end to an election in which Democrats crushed hopes of a Republican resurgence in Massachusetts."

http://www.boston.com/news/special/poli ... News_links

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Re: Johns chicken farm

Inläggav Corjack » 09 nov 2010, 01:12

Hopefully you guys will wake up before it is too late. The track we are on is obviously the wrong one, and any gun owner who votes democrat is just kidding themselves. I hope we can correct the mistake of 2008 in 2012.
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